Senator Wyden Declares Frog-Suited, Nude Cyclist Brigade Nation's New Strategic Defense Arm
Pentagon reportedly scrambling to integrate 'Amphibious Freedom Riders' into conventional military doctrine.
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Global Militaries Baffled as War Officially Declared 'Broken,' No Longer Yielding Desired Results
International community scrambles to find a suitable replacement for traditional conflict after recent models consistently fail to 'achieve objectives' or 'generate clear victors.'
Coast Guard Launches New 'Symbol Re-evaluation' Task Force After Swastika Incident
Officials vow to thoroughly re-examine all 'potentially divisive' markings, including, but not limited to, question marks, asterisks, and the letter 'X'.
