HBO Assures Staff They'll 'Maintain Distinct Identity' While Being Swallowed Whole
Executives confirm the beloved brand will continue to exist as a 'sub-folder' within the new streaming behemoth.
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Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger To Consolidate Control Over 97.3% Of All Known Thought, Says New Report
Analysts warn that future generations may only experience emotions pre-approved by a single corporate entity.
Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger To Create Single, All-Encompassing Media Conglomerate Capable Of Producing All Future Human Thought
Analysts predict the new entity, 'OmniCorp Global Entertainment,' will soon control 100% of all narrative arcs, character development, and emotional responses.
