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Speaker Hoyle Reveals Mandelson's 'Flight Risk' Status Based on His Aura, 'Slightly Too Polished' Shoes

Speaker Hoyle Reveals Mandelson's 'Flight Risk' Status Based on His Aura, 'Slightly Too Polished' Shoes

Parliamentary sources confirm the Speaker's decision was informed by a complex algorithm of 'gut feeling' and 'whispers from the ether.'

Feb 25

Mandelson's Lawyers Confirm Client Merely 'Testing Gravitational Limits' of UK, Not Fleeing

Mandelson's Lawyers Confirm Client Merely 'Testing Gravitational Limits' of UK, Not Fleeing

Legal team asserts peer's 'pre-emptive departure drills' were purely for academic interest, not indicative of imminent flight.

Feb 24

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