Local Man Declares Himself 'Gym Person' After Successfully Entering Building Twice This Month
Sources confirm the individual also purchased new athletic wear, solidifying his commitment to the lifestyle.
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New Study Finds Runners Must Now Perform Hour-Long Post-Run Rituals To Avoid Spontaneous Combustion
Experts warn that failure to engage in a precise 17-step mobility sequence could lead to irreversible structural integrity loss and, eventually, self-immolation.
New Study Confirms Best Exercise For Weight Loss Is Whatever You're Not Currently Doing
Researchers find optimal results achieved only by abandoning current fitness regimen for its precise opposite.
Paleontologists Confirm Dinosaurs Also Had That One Friend Who Was Way Too Into Crossfit
New fossil evidence suggests prehistoric predators were already grappling with unrealistic body standards.
