
BREAKING: Ocean Currents Confirm They Will Wait Until After Next Election Cycle To Collapse
Scientists report Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation has graciously agreed to delay catastrophic systemic failure for optimal political timing.

Scientists report Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation has graciously agreed to delay catastrophic systemic failure for optimal political timing.
Mar 8

Industry veterans prepare for 'business as usual' with new advanced courses in 'Pre-Emptive Micro-Aggression Deflection' and 'Optimistic Disappointment Management.'
Feb 25

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