New FDA Guidelines Mandate Specific Food Preferences For Age Verification
Citizens over 30 now legally required to enjoy olives, while those under 25 face immediate re-education for expressing a dislike of artisanal cheese.
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Discord Postpones Age Verification, Citing 'Existential Threat' to Platform's Core Demographic: The Undocumented Teen
Company admits 90% of users were already 'technically' over 13, but the remaining 10% were 'the real MVPs.'
Discord Blames 'Rogue Algorithm' for Briefly Suggesting Users Prove They're Not Toddlers
Company insists brief flirtation with age verification was a 'misunderstanding' caused by an overzealous AI.
