Nintendo Demands Government Refund for Tariffs, Citing ‘Moral Obligation to Maximize Shareholder Value’
The video game giant insists taxpayers should cover its past import duties, arguing that profitability is a sacred trust.
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Nation’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve Officially Reclassified As 'Really Big Decorative Barrel'
Administration clarifies that the 700 million barrels are for looking at, not for 'emergency' use.
Hillary Clinton Officially Declared Nation's 'Designated Scapegoat' for All Spousal Misdeeds, Past and Future
New federal mandate requires former First Lady to personally answer for any transgression committed by a male spouse, effective immediately.
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