AI Ethicist Resigns From Robotics Firm After Discovering 'Kill Switch' Was For His Own Conscience
Company spokesperson clarifies the technology was always intended to optimize 'human resource reallocation' in sensitive projects.
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Company Mandates 'Joy Quotas' to Combat Pervasive Employee Cynicism
New corporate initiative aims to quantify and enforce workplace optimism, threatening 'Negative Thought Compliance' audits.
New Corporate Initiative to Build Trust Through Mandatory 'Blindfolded Trust Falls' and 'Confession Booth Fridays'
Employees report feeling 'significantly more bonded' after being forced to divulge deepest fears to HR-approved 'Trust Facilitators.'
