NFL Free Agency Now Officially Just A Massive, Over-Complicated Futures Market
League confirms player contracts will now be traded on a real-time exchange, complete with algorithmic bots and dark pools.
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NFL Free Agency Predictions Now Being Made By AI Trained Solely On Sports Talk Radio Shouting
Analysts confirm the new predictive model offers 'unparalleled insight' into which players will demand exorbitant sums and then underperform.
NFL Free Agency Preview Declares All Defensive Players Now 'Elite' Or 'Generational Talent'
Analysts confirm every available defensive lineman, linebacker, and cornerback is poised to reset the market, regardless of past performance.
