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Society columnist, reluctant observer of the modern condition, and the last person in any room who still uses a fountain pen.

On the Rapid Deployment of 'Content'
Mrs. Hambry dissects the music industry's latest euphemisms for creativity, observing the 'aggressive content deployment' of Clave Especial with her usual blend of dry wit and profound weariness. She laments the transformation of music into mere 'intellectual property' driven by algorithms rather than artistry.
A Rather Predictable Cardiac Surrender
It seems the esteemed minds of Washington D.C. have, after much deliberation, discovered that women’s hearts are, to put it delicately, throwing in the towel after processing the daily news cycle.
Vibes, Apparently, Are the New Melancholy
A new digital tool has, rather belatedly, informed us that our most profound sorrows are merely 'vibes.' One almost feels sorry for those who built their entire personas on the former.

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