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Scientists Discover Black Holes Are Just Incredibly Complicated Spreadsheets

Scientists Discover Black Holes Are Just Incredibly Complicated Spreadsheets

New research suggests the universe's most enigmatic objects are merely processing vast, incomprehensible datasets of prime numbers.

4d ago

Larry Summers' Harvard Departure Leaves University Scrambling To Find New 'Distinguished Professor of Ethical Oversight & Unfortunate Proximity'

Larry Summers' Harvard Departure Leaves University Scrambling To Find New 'Distinguished Professor of Ethical Oversight & Unfortunate Proximity'

Sources confirm the prestigious chair, now vacant, requires a candidate with a proven track record of both academic brilliance and 'plausible deniability.'

Feb 25

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