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Satirical news articles on film distribution. Covers absurd takes on studio deals, cinema releases, streaming wars, and movie exhibition.

Cannes Winner 'a Man of His Time' Praised for Making Viewers Question All Their Life Choices
Distributors Are Betting Big on Emmanuel Marre’s Award-Winning Drama That Features 97 Minutes of a Man Waiting for His Phone to Charge.
Movie Theaters Are Actively Sabotaging R-Rated Films, It's Undeniable Science
The recent streaming success of a certain 'raunchy' film proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the physical cinema environment is inherently hostile to adult content.

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