WASHINGTON D.C. – The White House has issued a glowing internal memo praising a staffer for their 'remarkable dedication' to both their official duties and an apparently massive, pro-Trump social media account, which recently garnered attention for its 'masterpiece' endorsement of an AI-generated video depicting former President Obama as an ape.
Sources within the administration, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss 'synergistic productivity metrics,' revealed that the staffer's ability to manage a high-volume, politically charged online persona alongside their demanding government role has been deemed 'a model of modern multi-tasking.'
'We're seeing an unparalleled level of cross-platform engagement,' stated Dr. Elara Vance, Director of Digital Optics and Public Sentiment Algorithms for the Department of Strategic Narratives. 'To simultaneously craft policy briefs and cultivate a 1.2-million-follower echo chamber, all while maintaining a 97.4% response rate to online dissent, is truly revolutionary. It's like having two employees for the price of one, if one of them is also subtly undermining democratic discourse.'
The White House Press Secretary, who declined to comment on specific personnel matters but praised 'all staff for their tireless efforts in advancing the national conversation,' indicated that the administration is exploring ways to formalize such 'extracurricular digital advocacy.'
'We're looking into creating a new 'Chief Engagement Officer' role,' added Bartholomew 'Barty' Higgins, an unpaid intern from the Office of Unofficial Messaging. 'Someone who can really lean into the 'masterpiece' aspect of digital content, while also, you know, filing TPS reports. It's all about maximizing impact per keystroke.'





