MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Following a highly publicized, though largely unseen, operation, former President Donald J. Trump has officially declared a resounding 'victory' in Minneapolis, asserting that his strategic deployment of 'unwavering resolve' successfully pinpointed the exact locations of all four biblical Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The announcement, made via a hastily prepared press release from Mar-a-Lago, cited 'irrefutable evidence' of their presence, later clarified as 'a really strong feeling.'

'We went in there, folks, and we found them. All of them. War, Famine, Pestilence, and, frankly, a very rude gentleman named Kevin,' stated Dr. Bartholomew 'Barty' Bumble, Head of Esoteric Threat Assessment at the newly formed Department of Pre-Emptive Divine Intervention. 'The sheer audacity of their hiding in plain sight, disguised as everyday urban blight, was truly a testament to their cunning. But not cunning enough for us. Not even close.'

Local residents, however, expressed confusion. 'I saw a guy in a red hat pointing at a dumpster, yelling about 'fake news' and 'deep state pigeons',' recounted Agnes Periwinkle, 87, a lifelong Minneapolis resident. 'He then tried to trade a signed golf ball for my grocery cart. I think he was looking for a good parking spot.'

Critics, including Professor Quentin Quibble of the Institute for Applied Nonsense, questioned the operation's tangible benefits. 'While identifying the Horsemen is certainly a novel approach to urban renewal, the direct impact on Minneapolis's infrastructure or unemployment rates remains, shall we say, unquantified,' Professor Quibble noted, adjusting his monocle. 'One might even argue that the only thing 'located' was a new level of performative absurdity.'