PAPUA, INDONESIA – Following the astonishing rediscovery of two marsupial species previously believed extinct for 6,000 years, the global scientific community has shifted its focus from mere biological classification to the more pressing matter of identifying any remaining uncatalogued, unbranded, and un-app-ified regions of the planet.

The palm-sized possum with an unusually elongated finger, and a greater glider relative, were found living their best lives in remote Papua, Indonesia, with the assistance of local indigenous communities. This revelation has sent shockwaves through venture capital firms and multinational corporations, who are reportedly scrambling to determine how such vast tracts of land could have escaped their quarterly earnings reports for so long.

“Frankly, it’s an oversight,” stated Dr. Evelyn Thorne, head of the newly formed 'Global Untapped Potential Task Force' at the University of Commerce. “For millennia, these creatures have been generating zero shareholder value. We need to understand the full scope of this… 'biodiversity,' and more importantly, how it can be integrated into the global supply chain, perhaps as a new line of ethically sourced, artisanal pet food or a blockchain-verified NFT collection.”

Indigenous elders, who reportedly knew the animals were there all along, have been asked to submit detailed spreadsheets outlining all other 'extinct' flora and fauna, along with potential tourist routes and mineral deposits. A spokesperson for 'Nature's Bounty Holdings' confirmed they are already drafting proposals for 'eco-friendly' luxury resorts and 'sustainable' logging operations in the newly designated 'Discovery Zones.'

Experts warn that the next phase will involve teaching these ancient species about the importance of personal branding and influencer marketing.