WASHINGTON D.C. – A growing number of American families are deliberately exposing their offspring to meticulously crafted, life-sized dinosaur dioramas, often depicting apex predators in mid-pounce, as part of a new trend dubbed 'Prehistoric Fear Immersion' tourism. Parents report that these 'character-building' road trips, featuring animatronic theropods poised to devour smaller, more vulnerable creatures, are an invaluable alternative to screen time.
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