STANSTED, UK – In a move lauded by precisely zero aviation historians, Essex Police have announced the initiation of 'Operation Paperclip,' an exhaustive, open-ended assessment of every private flight manifest that has ever touched down or taken off from Stansted Airport, and potentially, every other airport on Earth, or indeed, in the known universe.
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