LAUSANNE – The International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced an unprecedented directive today, requiring all participating athletes to carry a 'Personal Emotional Support Yarn' (PESY) kit, effective immediately. The move comes amidst a startling revelation that competitive knitting has become the preferred coping mechanism for Olympians, overshadowing traditional pre-event rituals and even post-event celebrations.
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