LONDON – In a bold move hailed by agricultural lobbies and tree enthusiasts alike, the Ministry of Flora and Fauna Management (MFFM) today announced 'Operation Bambi Blitz,' a groundbreaking 10-year deer management plan that will see wild deer populations initially trained for specialized forestry protection duties before their eventual, planned culling.
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