WASHINGTON D.C. – A coalition of increasingly vocal watch strap enthusiasts has formally petitioned the U.S. government to establish a dedicated 'Bureau of Horological Accessory Equity,' arguing that the nation's focus on watch movements and bezels has long marginalized the crucial role of the strap.
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