MIAMI — Royal Caribbean International has opened bookings for its 2028 Galapagos cruises, allowing discerning travelers to secure their spot on what experts are calling the 'last-chance luxury tour' of the iconic archipelago. The move comes as the company leans into 'premium demand,' a term apparently interchangeable with 'the desperate urge to see something before it’s gone forever.'
“We understand that our guests want to experience the pristine beauty of the Galapagos, and by 2028, that experience will be even more exclusive,” stated Captain Bartholomew 'Barty' Finch, Royal Caribbean’s Head of Future Environmental Impact Assessments, from the deck of a 200,000-ton prototype vessel. “Think of it as a curated farewell tour. We’re not just offering a cruise; we’re offering a time capsule, albeit one with a swim-up bar and a casino.”
Environmental groups expressed concern, noting that the delicate ecosystem of the Galapagos is already under immense pressure. “Booking a trip four years out to a place that might not exist in its current form by then is peak human hubris,” commented Dr. Evelyn Reed, a marine biologist who recently discovered a new species of plastic bag in the region. “It’s like pre-ordering a souvenir from a burning building.”
Royal Caribbean, however, remains optimistic. “Our proprietary AI, ‘Eco-Cruise 3000,’ has crunched the numbers,” Captain Finch added. “It projects a 73% chance of seeing at least one land iguana by 2028, provided it hasn’t joined the onboard entertainment staff.”
Passengers are advised to book quickly, as future 'premium' offerings may include oxygen masks and guided tours of submerged landmarks.
