DETROIT, MI — In a bold new marketing strategy, electric vehicle dealerships nationwide have reportedly begun offering complimentary gas cards and vouchers for discounted petroleum products with the purchase of any new EV. The move comes as gas prices surge, prompting a wave of potential buyers who, according to internal surveys, are primarily interested in avoiding the pump but remain vague on the mechanics of how an EV achieves this.

“We’ve noticed a significant uptick in customers asking about the ‘gas mileage’ of our electric models, or if they can ‘fill it up’ at home,” explained Brenda Jenkins, regional sales manager for 'Electrify Your Life Auto Group.' “The gas card is a gentle way to bridge that knowledge gap. It’s a peace-of-mind offering, even if that peace of mind is entirely misplaced.”

Analysts suggest the initiative is designed to capitalize on the current energy crisis by attracting impulse buyers who are more focused on immediate pain relief at the pump than long-term infrastructure changes. “It’s a brilliant, if slightly patronizing, play,” commented Dr. Miles Corbin, a marketing professor specializing in consumer delusion. “They’re essentially saying, ‘Don’t worry about the complex future, here’s some free gasoline for the car that doesn’t use it.’”

Early reports indicate a modest increase in showroom traffic, with several customers reportedly asking if the gas card could be used to fuel their *other* car, just in case the electric one runs out of… whatever it runs out of.