WASHINGTON D.C. – In a landmark declaration that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, President Donald J. Trump officially designated all members of the Democratic Party as 'crazy' and 'unpatriotic' during his recent State of the Union address. The pronouncement, delivered with the gravitas of a man announcing a new flavor of ice cream, marks the culmination of years of escalating rhetoric.

Sources within the White House, speaking on condition of anonymity due to fear of being labeled 'not crazy enough,' confirmed that the President’s assessment was the result of an 'exhaustive, albeit informal, psychological evaluation' conducted over the past three years. 'It’s a scientific fact, really,' stated Dr. Philbert Gigglesworth, Head of the newly formed 'Bureau of Ideological Wellness and Cognitive Alignment' (BIWCA), a division of the Department of Interior. 'When someone consistently disagrees with the President, it creates a quantifiable neural pathway deviation. We call it 'Disagree-itis.''

Democrats, meanwhile, expressed mild confusion, with many reportedly checking their reflections for signs of visible madness. 'I just voted for a bill to fix potholes,' remarked Rep. Eleanor Vance (D-CA), polishing her spectacles. 'Is that crazy? Is wanting functional infrastructure unpatriotic?'

President Trump’s address also included a 17-minute interpretive dance segment, widely interpreted by analysts as a metaphor for the 'unhinged nature' of his political opponents. The White House Press Secretary later clarified that the dance was 'purely for entertainment' and 'had no deeper meaning whatsoever, unless you’re crazy.'