WESTMINSTER – In a stunning admission, a coalition of government ministers today confessed that the entire democratic process has become 'a bit much' and suggested a temporary pause until at least 2027. Citing an overwhelming number of forms, public opinions, and the sheer effort of pretending to listen, officials proposed a four-year 'recess' from active governance.

'Honestly, it's just so many moving parts,' stated Minister for Unnecessary Bureaucracy, Alistair Finch, wiping sweat from his brow. 'The debates, the votes, the public outcry – it's exhausting. We thought, 'Why don't we just hit the pause button, go for a long walk, and come back when we've had a good think?''

The proposal, which nearly passed before someone remembered they needed a vote for that, outlined a plan where ministers would spend the next four years in 'intensive self-reflection' and 'binge-watching historical documentaries to see how other people did it.' During this period, all national decisions would be made by a highly advanced algorithm named 'Gary' that primarily recommends more tea breaks.

Citizens reacted with a mix of confusion and mild relief. 'So, no more elections for a bit? Sounds... peaceful,' remarked local resident Brenda Pringle, 67. 'As long as the bins still get emptied, I suppose.' The plan is currently on hold, pending a committee meeting to decide if they really need a committee meeting.