NEW YORK – JPMorgan Chase, the nation’s largest financial institution, has formally acknowledged it ceased banking operations for former President Donald J. Trump following the events of January 6th, 2021, attributing the move to an 'unprecedented concentration of fiscal enthusiasm' rather than political animosity.

In a newly unsealed court filing, the bank cited an internal audit report, 'Project Red Hat,' which allegedly flagged Trump's accounts for 'elevated levels of patriotic fervor' and an 'unusual transactional volume' linked to what analysts termed 'coup-adjacent funds.'

“Our algorithms detected a 743% increase in what we classify as 'insurrectionary liquidity' flowing through the former president’s various holdings,” stated Dr. Philomena Cashflow, Head of Geopolitical Accountancy at JPMorgan’s Department of Unconventional Asset Management. “While we appreciate a robust economy, our risk models are simply not calibrated for such volatile expressions of civic engagement.”

The bank emphasized its decision was 'strictly a matter of portfolio diversification and adherence to the Bank Secrecy Act’s guidelines on emotionally charged capital.' A spokesperson, who requested anonymity to discuss 'sensitive fiscal nationalism,' added, “We simply cannot underwrite a client whose financial activities begin to resemble a historical reenactment of 1776, but with more social media.”

Trump’s legal team, meanwhile, maintains the debanking was a politically motivated attack on his 'unparalleled financial genius' and has vowed to appeal to the International Monetary Fund for 'economic asylum.'