LOS ANGELES – In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Marvel star Chris Hemsworth has reportedly only just come to terms with the existence of 'bad' films within his own extensive cinematic portfolio. Sources close to the actor indicate a recent podcast appearance served as the catalyst for this astonishing epiphany.
“It’s truly a watershed moment in celebrity self-awareness,” stated Dr. Evelyn Piffle, Head of Post-Production Ego Management at the Institute for Thespian Reality Alignment. “For years, Mr. Hemsworth operated under the charming, albeit statistically improbable, assumption that every project he touched was, by default, a masterpiece. He genuinely believed ‘Men in Black: International’ was simply misunderstood avant-garde cinema.”
The realization reportedly began after Hemsworth engaged in a candid discussion about his least-liked work. “He looked at us with such wide, innocent eyes,” recounted a bewildered production assistant, Chad 'Sparky' McFlufferson, who was present during the podcast recording. “Like we’d just told him gravity was optional. He kept asking, ‘But… I was in it. How could it be anything less than 100% perfect?’”
Industry analysts are now bracing for the potential fallout, with some speculating Hemsworth may attempt to retroactively improve his past performances through advanced CGI or simply deny their existence altogether. “This could fundamentally alter his perception of reality,” Dr. Piffle added. “We’ve assigned him a team of cinematic grief counselors and a daily viewing schedule of 'Citizen Kane' to re-calibrate his artistic compass.”





