PUERTO AYORA, GALÁPAGOS – After a two-century absence, 158 juvenile giant tortoises were successfully reintroduced to Floreana Island this week, only to reportedly lodge formal complaints regarding the island's 'primitive' amenities and 'uninspired' foliage.

The tortoises, descendants of a species driven to extinction by hungry sailors in the 1800s, were observed attempting to connect to non-existent cellular networks shortly after disembarking. 'We were expecting more of a glamping experience, frankly,' stated a spokesperson for the newly arrived cohort, identified only as 'Tortoise 7B,' through a specially designed voice-to-text translator. 'Where’s the artisanal kombucha? The yoga retreats? This is just… dirt and leaves.'

Dr. Evelyn P. Snodgrass, Head of Interspecies Cultural Assimilation at the Department of Repatriated Fauna, expressed mild concern. 'We anticipated some adjustment period, but their demands for 5G connectivity and a dedicated smoothie bar were, shall we say, unforeseen.' She added that initial attempts to introduce them to 'authentic Galápagos moss' were met with 'audible groans' and requests for 'something with more protein, perhaps a sustainably sourced insect protein bar.'

Local conservationists, who spent decades meticulously preparing the habitat, are reportedly 'baffled' by the reptiles' sophisticated palates and tech-savvy expectations. One anonymous park ranger was overheard muttering, 'They're lucky they're not soup anymore.'

The Galápagos National Park has confirmed it is now exploring options for a high-speed fiber optic cable installation and a Michelin-starred vegan pop-up restaurant to appease the discerning newcomers.