SAVANNAH, GA – In a bold move to revolutionize air travel safety and passenger engagement, Delta Air Lines has reportedly begun implementing a groundbreaking 'Pre-Ignition' safety protocol, which was dramatically showcased during a recent flight from Savannah/Hilton Head International Airport.

The new system, which involves a controlled, self-contained engine fire during takeoff, is designed to 'burn off' any latent mechanical anxieties before the aircraft even leaves the ground. “We’re calling it proactive problem-solving,” explained Dr. Evelyn Sparkle, Lead Pyrotechnic Aviation Engineer for Delta’s newly formed Department of Existential Aerodynamic Assurance. “Why wait for an engine to fail mid-flight when we can get all the excitement and resolution out of the way right here on the tarmac?”

Passengers on the inaugural 'Pre-Ignition' flight described a 'thrilling' experience. “I always wondered what it would be like to see a jet engine on fire,” remarked bewildered passenger Brenda Guffman, 67, still clutching a half-eaten bag of complimentary peanuts. “Now I know, and frankly, it was more memorable than the in-flight movie selection.”

Delta spokesperson, Chip Hazard, assured the public that the 'Pre-Ignition' events are entirely safe and meticulously planned. “Our pilots are now trained to say, 'We’ve initiated the Pre-Ignition sequence,' with a sense of calm authority. It’s not 'we lost an engine,' it’s 'we found an opportunity for enhanced safety theater.'” The airline projects a 15% increase in passenger adrenaline levels, which they believe will lead to higher satisfaction scores.