NEW YORK, NY — DAW Books, a venerable imprint of Astra Publishing, has updated its job description for a new designer, now requiring applicants to possess an "unwavering faith in the Chosen One prophecy" as it pertains to genre fiction. The clarification comes after initial postings for a 'high-quality science fiction and fantasy designer' were reportedly flooded with candidates who merely 'enjoyed' the genre.
"We're not looking for someone who just 'likes' dragons or spaceships," stated HR representative Brenda Millhouse, who prefers to be addressed as 'High Priestess Millhouse' during work hours. "We need someone who truly believes that Frodo *had* to carry that ring, that Paul Atreides *is* the Kwisatz Haderach. A casual appreciation for world-building simply won't cut it when you're designing covers for the next epic saga."
The revised job listing now includes a mandatory 500-word essay detailing the applicant's personal investment in a fictional universe's core tenets, along with a blood oath sworn to uphold the narrative integrity of at least one major fantasy series. "We want designers who will fight to the death to ensure the cover art doesn't contradict established lore," added Millhouse, adjusting her ceremonial cowl.
Industry observers note this move reflects a growing trend in publishing to ensure staff are not only competent but also existentially committed to their product. Prospective designers are also encouraged to bring a minimum of three years' experience, a strong portfolio, and a willingness to participate in weekly 'lore-deep-dive' meetings that frequently run until 3 AM.
