WASHINGTON D.C. – Representative Al Green (D-TX) has cemented his legacy as the nation's most consistently ejected lawmaker, achieving a rare 'double-eject' from President Donald Trump’s primetime address to a joint session of Congress. Sources within the Capitol confirm Green was removed for a second year in a row, this time brandishing a protest sign that reportedly read, 'Still Not Here For It.'

“We’ve never seen such statistical consistency in ejection metrics,” stated Dr. Philomena Cringe, Head of Legislative Ejection Studies at the Institute for Parliamentary Propriety. “His 100% ejection rate across two consecutive addresses is unprecedented. It suggests a deeply ingrained, almost ritualistic, commitment to being escorted out.”

Capitol Police, who declined to comment on the specifics of the incident, did confirm that a new 'Green Response Unit' has been quietly established. “It’s purely for efficiency,” explained Sergeant Bartholomew 'Barty' Fumble, Chief of Unruly Legislator Logistics. “We’ve streamlined the process. Now, two officers are pre-assigned to his general vicinity, ready to initiate the 'Green Protocol' at the first sign of unapproved signage or vocal dissent. It shaves precious seconds off the removal time, ensuring minimal disruption to the President’s delivery of key policy points, such as the exact shade of the Oval Office carpet.”

Rep. Green could not be reached for comment, as he was reportedly still attempting to re-enter the building through a service entrance, claiming he merely wanted to 'retrieve his artisanal organic kombucha.'