NEW YORK, NY – In a move that has sent ripples of understanding through the global creative community, Suno AI co-founder and CEO Mikey Shulman has clarified that the ultimate goal of musical expression is, in fact, sheer volume. Speaking from his company’s pristine, soundproofed server farm, Shulman proudly announced that Suno is now generating approximately seven million songs per day, a figure he believes definitively answers the age-old question of 'What is art?'
“For centuries, artists have toiled under the misconception that music required things like 'emotion' or 'human experience,'” Shulman stated, adjusting his custom-fitted blockchain-knit sweater. “Suno has proven that the real bottleneck was simply the inefficient, carbon-based composition process. We’ve optimized for peak sonic output, and the market is responding with unprecedented indifference.”
Industry analysts were quick to praise the new paradigm. “It’s brilliant, really,” commented Dr. Evelyn Harmon, a leading expert in automated cultural production. “Why spend years honing a craft when you can have a machine produce a million perfectly adequate, algorithmically optimized earworms in the time it takes to brew a single artisanal coffee? This frees up humans to focus on more important tasks, like arguing about AI on social media.”
Shulman concluded by hinting at future innovations, including a 'skip' button that automatically generates the next song before the current one even starts, ensuring peak listener efficiency.
